January 2009
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“I came here because I wanted to be in nature, and I wanted to have lesbian...”
– Ms. Emily Greene on living in Alapine, an all-lesbian community in northeast Alabama
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Jen's Rant of the Week
I thought school expulsion was limited to some pretty bad apples, like the guy at my brother’s high school who punched a teacher in the face or the girl at my all-girls Catholic high school who just kept dying her hair pink despite the very strict dress code rules. What a sinner. But this week in “America Hates On the Gays,” a California court took expulsion to a whole new level....
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'House' actress victim of rare viewers who hate... →
Olivia Wilde said she thinks House fans dislike her character, Thirteen, “…because she had a gay sex scene. I’ve got to be honest with you, I think that’s what it is.” She’s kidding, right?
Seriously. Who would have a problem with this?
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“I never have any free time, man. I do, however, make time for my wifey Tedra....”
– Yo! Majesty’s Shunda K. Isn’t that the most romantic statement ever?
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“She would have fluorescent hair, or when every one else was doing that 7th...”
– Charlotte Ronson on her twin in the February issue of Nylon.
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If Björk can't save Iceland, maybe a lez can
Johanna Sigurdardottir, an out lesbian, will be named prime minister of Iceland. Now Obama’s not the only leader with a bunch of crap to clean up.
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New Rachael Cantu EP out now
Rachael Cantu released her new 4-song EP on Digstation today (it’ll be available on iTunes soon, too). If you’re not familar, she’s collaborated with a lot of her pals, like Tegan Quin (ever hear of her?), who is featured on her song “Saturday,” as well as Meghan Toohey, Missy Higgins, and An Horse. Talk about a dream lineup.
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A shout out to Liz + Raimy for giving us a shout... →
The second episode of season three’s This Just Out with Liz Feldman features v-holes, Uh Huh Her, and someone finally figuring out where we got our name.
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Daniela Sea as Thomas Beatie
Max is gonna have to postpone his sex change, due to a small, baby-in-his-uterus issue. The L Word totally ripped off the Thomas Beatie story last night (well, not totally, as Beatie’s pregnancy was planned, but still). The real issue though, is the beard. Like….seriously?! We hope Daniela Sea is getting paid extra for having to look like this/play out this ridiculously unoriginal...
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Lindsay Lohan: The new Snow White?
Lindsay Lohan is pretty hot, but is she the fairest of them all?
The gossip blogs are reporting that Lohan, along with Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox, is hoping to play a modern-day Snow White in the movie adaptation of The Stepsister Scheme, a new novel by fantasy writer Jim Hines.
The book has been described by Hines as “a cross between a fairytale and Charlie’s Angels” that...
One Sweet Blog.
Looking for a new music blog to check after your GIAH fix? This cute New Yorker has you covered: When Brooklyn-based musician Gina Pensiero isn’t writing catchy and sometimes depressing songs for her band Palmyra, she’s writing about music in her blog, One Sweet Song.
Gina, a truly talented (queer) lady picks a song daily and explains its significance either to her or the world (She featured...
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“… I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite alot.”
– Lily Allen
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Hey Chicago homos!
Come dance tonight with Dark Habits!
Angelina Schmalzried and Mia Clarke (formerly of Electrelane) play new wave, classic rock, metal, post punk, psychedelic pop, girl groups, etc. etc. etc. Where: Danny’s @ Damen and Dickens. When: Tonight, Jan. 20, around 10 pm.
Total babes, duh.
Update: Mia is working on some new music, too. Check it out here. Some songs you may not have...
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“I’d have to answer the Sunday Telegraph’s headline question of...”
– Defamer Australia on recent rumors of P.Hil possibly doing it with her friend Cheyenne Tozzi.
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Wanda Sykes talks weddings, civil rights with... →
“Are they trying to overturn your marriage?” she asked Ferguson.
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This Just Out: Liz Feldman is gay
The lesbian web talk show, This Just Out with Liz Feldman, starts up again on AfterEllen Monday after a 4-month hiatus. If you haven’t been watching, you should get caught up and see the comedian hit on various celesbians and some of our fave straight ladies, as shown here:
It’s funny because it’s awkward!
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WTF of the Week
Courtenay Semel (you may know her as Tila Tequila’s boo, or…not), apparently got into a brawl with her ex, Casey Johnson, which ended, naturally, with Courtenay setting Casey’s hair on fire. WHO DOES THAT?!
Johnson, right, whose hair is sorta boring, and the Firestarter
Courtenay, trying to make herself look less insane, told Page Six, “There was a fight, but this is a...
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Because Hallmark is lame
Check out this “Crass Valetine Assortment for Hipsters,” which are like the old-school Valentine’s we used to get in school (before teachers took all the fun out of celebrating things with parties and candy), but with updated themes we can all identify with. Like “Let’s Get Another Cat, Valetine,” “Don’t Be Such a Creep, Valentine,” and, of...
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WatchGirl in a Coma hang out in an abandoned prison for their newest video, not for an episode of MTV’s “Fear.”
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“Should we hug? Should we shake hands? If I kiss you on the cheek, are you going...”
– Clea DuVall, saying goodbye after blogging for FunnyorDie this week. But the answer is yes, we will totally turn our heads. Duh.
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This just in: Kate Hudson, not gay
Kate Hudson is the latest celeb to have random rumors about frenching another woman going around, but, of course, it’s not true. Who knows why anyone would think she’s queer. Have they not seen her ex-husband? Pretty manly.
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Jenny Shimizu gets to check out models on TV. →
She’s going to be a judge on the new season of Bravo’s “Make Me a Supermodel.”
Are you the next lesbian or bisexual top model? →
Too bad it’s not on TV.
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Samantha Ronson: famous skateboarder
Sam gets hounded by annoying paps who ask dumb questions, like if she still loves Lindsay. “Of course. That’s a stupid question,” she says, walking into a parking garage (how exciting!).
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Do you know the answer to this...
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'Rock of Love 3' proves reality TV CAN go lower
On last night’s premiere of the third season of Rock of Love, one trashy girl stuck a shot in her vag and poured it in another trashy girl’s mouth. Really.
Apparently, this was too much, even for over-Botoxed Bret Michaels, as he eliminated the two at the end. To give us all an idea of what we’re (not) missing, another contestant pointed out, “I’m a centerfold...
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Most unlikely expert on lesbianism: Coolio →
“The ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ singer announced that 75% of the female population have had a ‘lesbian experience.’”
Hilarious. He must have gotten his information while Rollin’ with his Homos.
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