February 2009
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It's all about the make-up sex
Lindsay and Sam, we’re so on to you. You don’t fight because you’re not compatible and in love. You fight to avoid the dreaded LBD. Maybe getting along is overrated and we’re all doing it wrong. Not you.
We shouldn’t worry about the Heathrow Airport incident yesterday, when you were spotted not speaking or looking at each other. “Sam, who was lugging a giant...
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straight first lady crush of the week: michelle...
We know what you were thinking, lesbians. When Barack Obama was running for prez, you had more than politics on your minds: Yes, that man needs to be president and we need to see far more of his really hot wife. Michelle Obama is obviously a total fox, and her amazing arms that keep popping up on magazine covers have us all wanting more. Some lame people (and lame newspapers) are criticizing the...
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“Usually when we were really drunk at [different] shows…we’d be...”
– Kate Cooper of An Horse.
via Spinner.
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WTF of the Week: Lindsay Lohan could star in new... →
“The Hollywood powerhouse is looking to return to filmmaking with Lohan at his side, if she’s willing to move in with him (or into one of his guest houses) during shooting.” Weeeeird.
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Straight, hot, Oscar crushes of the weekend
Oh, hi Kate! Hi Freida! You are both insanely talented and completely gorge. We can’t wait to see you win some little gold men tomorrow.
Also, Kate, we are fully supportive of your bare bod in movies. Your nudity will be missed.
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Portia ready to get knocked up?
The gossip rags are abuzz today with news that Portia and Ellen may be getting ready to have a baby.
Despite earlier reports that Portia would prefer to adopt a child, a “source” told Star magazine that she will soon start in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatment. “They would love a boy. But would truly be happy with any healthy baby,” the unnamed Chatty Kathy told the...
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Awesome alert: new Peaches album coming soon
Get psyched, ya’ll. Peaches will be hittin’ it hard again so soon. Not soon enough, sure, but I Feel Cream, the follow up to 2006’s Impeach My Bush, is set to be released May 4th.
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Linds + Sam break hearts on V-Day
The couple cancelled their Florida club party yesterday because they were both “bedridden” in NYC. Right. Convenient that they were be so “sick” and not able to leave their bed on Valentine’s Day. But they were fine Friday night, when they were out late for Charlotte Ronson’s fashion show afterparty.
We are really concerned. Get well soon, girls.
“Homosexuality is one of the essential elements of living in contemporary...”
– IKEA spokesperson telling Catholics to piss off after asking queer couples be removed from their catalogue.
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Wanda Sykes For Commerce Secretary! →
“She’s African-American, she’s a woman, she’s a lesbian, she’d be a welcome relief from all the stuffed shirts in Washington and she’s really unlikely to have taken campaign donations for government contracts. I mean, come on, it’s not like they’ve got standards!”
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Straight Girl Crush of the Week: Kristen Bell
She won our hearts as the brainy, witty and generally amazing Veronica Mars, and even though the show ended prematurely, our love for Kristen Bell did not.
Bell is hilarious and always manages to steal the show from whichever cast of geeky boys she does movies with. In Fanboys, which came out in the U.S. this week, Bell plays the only lady among a group of Star Wars fans attempting to steal a...
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Awesome alert: Fuck Yeah Rachel Maddow →
“Yes, she’s a lesbian. She’s also a redhead. It is an element of her...”
– DC comic writer Greg Rucka on Batwoman being a homo.
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Tegan + Sara talk about vaginas
Not even kidding.
Watch them on this week’s This Just Out with Liz Feldman.
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“Lesbians, I was informed, have a special fondness for Kate [Winslet]. They think...”
– Tom Perrotta, in the New York Times Magazine. He’s so right.
Daddy cuts off Courtenay Semel →
Hilarity ensues.
Jen's Rant Of The Week
Of all the things that made me angry this week (Republicans refusing to work with Obama on his stimulus package despite his continued efforts toward bipartisanship, the disgusting amount of sexual assaults in Chicago, Etta James losing her shit) what stands out the most is the slew of articles being written about how “fat” Jessica Simpson got. This is old news, I’m aware. This is...
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“I never want to put a label on my self — but knowing that not everyone comes...”
– Clementine Ford, who came out in the March issue of Diva.
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Lindsay + Sam hosting V-Day party in Hollywood ......
The couple is hosting a party at Passion Nightclub on Valentine’s Day. Florida is totally random, but it’s kinda cute (in that sickening sorta way) that they’re hosting it together.
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Straight girl crush of the week: Kelly Clarkson
Yes, still “straight.” At least, according to a recent interview with PopEater. The ex-Idol/total gaydar-pinger told the celebrity blog:
…I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys. I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet...
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One of the first lesbian couples to marry in Mass.... →
Hillary and Julie Goodridge were one of the seven same-sex couples who filed the lawsuit, Goodridge v. the Massachusetts Dept. of Health, that led to Massachusetts’ 2004 legalization of gay marriage. Now they are divorcing. God, doesn’t anyone ever think about the kids?!
Lezzy Girls
Hello loyal and beloved homos! Starting yesterday, The Lesbian Lifestyle is taking nominations for the Lezzys. The awards give props to the best lesbian blogs on the block—and the competition is sure to be stiffer than a brand new dildo.
In any case, we would love it if you took the time to nominate us. Rachel would like it too, we’re sure.
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MEN, “Who Am I To Feel So Free”
JD...
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Ellen & Portia Celebrate B-Days With Joint Bash →
Geeze, was this an official celesbian party weekend? Why weren’t we invited?
In any case, happy (belated) birthday, Portia and Ellen!
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“She took swigs straight of out of a bottle of Canadian Club whiskey.”
– Some E! online writer lurking Samantha Ronson at Maxim magazine’s pre-Super Bowl party Friday night. Who could blame her? There’s nothing hotter than a whiskey-drinking lady…
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