All these chicks are kissing all these chicks, what’s up with this shit? I mean … I don’t see anyone kissing! I just find it totally absurd and it’s like, very juvenile to boot. ‘I kissed a girl. Ooohhh.’ It’s totally unsexy. That’s my biggest complaint about it. If you’re going to kiss a girl, let’s see some action. Let’s see Fanny Ardant and Marianne Faithfull kissing. Let’s see some European hot sexy. Let’s see some real women going at it. It’s all these little ‘Oh, I kissed a girl, oops’ … it’s just such a turnoff.

Sandra Bernhard on Katy Perry/Jill Sobule’s songs in an awesome interview with Spinner.