I had been in back-to-back long-term relationships...

I had been in back-to-back long-term relationships for nine years, it was my first time being single and I, you know, made a new friend and she was bisexual and it just kind of happened … Was she my type? I don’t know, I feel like for me it was totally fun, but I’m definitely into men.

Kourtney Kardashian, explaining her “lesbian” kiss on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. Kourtney Kardashian, no one cares about you!

But yes, kissing girls = totally fun! OMG! TOTES BRBTTYL!

p.s., this trainwreck is 5.5 months pregnant.