Jodie Foster dumped!?
Seriously? Who dumps Jodie Foster? She sorta-kinda came out a couple of years ago by thanking her longtime partner Cydney Bernard (who she had her kids with) in an acceptance speech, and then left her for the younger Cindy Mort, who just left her to go back to the girl she left for Jodie. Is your head spinning?
We give it a week before Jodie’s back with Cydney (not to be confused with Cindy… I mean, could she find anyone with a more similar-sounding name? Creepy!)
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