girlfriend is a homo

Good news friends: Rosie O’Donnell may be single and ready to mingle. Aren’t you psyched? No? Oh … we thought we knew you so well. Kidding. However, it is true that Rosie and longtime partner Kelli, with whom she has four kids with, are on the rocks after a bajillion years (in lesbo time) together. Crazy!

Rosie O told USA Today, “Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. … But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising [the kids] together. We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”

Uh, yeah, because kids love it when their parents are “friendly” with each other.