Introducing our new girlfriend: Mia Jones
We’ve known Mia Jones for years - you know, running in the same big gay circles, writing for some of the same publications and websites. And, after guesting on her podcast Chick Habit a couple of times, it was only natural to suck Mia into our own web of trash talk, hot pics and all around good gay times by making her our new girlfriend / your new homo. Below, she answers some really contemplative questions to allow you to get to know her better. Enjoy!
What makes you such a homo?
I basically was a one-woman pride parade coming out of my mom’s vagina. When I was three years old I was convinced that I would someday marry Sherry Jealerson, my figure skating coach and sometimes babysitter. I was always friends with the boys but knew that pretty girls were the reason for the season. Also, I’m a gold star, that’s pretty homo, no?
Who is your favorite celesbian and why?
Hmm, picking a favorite celesbian is difficult because there are people like Jane Lynch and Ellen Degeneres who seem fun and nice - but I like a girl with a bit more edge. I’m going with Carrie Brownstein. She’s a reluctant Jewish queer lady who is defined more by her creativity than she is by labels. Also, she’s hot.
When do you think Queen Latifah will come out?
My magic 8 ball told me she will come out in the next ten years - whenever she’s done with acting and is in need of a People magazine cover.
How can people stalk find you?
On Facebook, Twitter, iTunes (Chick Habit and Chubby Jones) and AfterEllen!
