Mia’s First Post As A Homo

This is my first post here on Girlfriend Is A Homo, so I thought I would take the time to thank some of the things and people who have taken part in making me the big ol’ lez that I am today.

The first movie I ever owned on VHS was a copy of Revenge of the Nerds that had been taped off of HBO given to (I would have to assume) my parents by one of their friends. I’m fairly certain I was the only one who ever watched it - and boy did I ever watch it.

I still can sing most of the lambda lambda lambda Greek week competition song and I’m pretty sure I could pick Betty Childs’ nipple out in a lineup.

The Solid Gold dancers were a vision of everything I wanted. A lady who could move their hips and look good in gold lame who got to entertain thousands of people watching them from home.

Brody freaking Dalle. She is so gorgeous I can’t stand it. Piercings, tats, rocking the fuck out and yet also feminine. Want.

Fruit roll-ups have always been a great snack to share with a friend or with that little girl you had a crush on back when you were in Kindergarten. Delicious, easy to trade for other snacks, but best to share.

And there you have it. Sure, there are plenty of other people I could thank for helping to make me gay (my parents let me wear this outfit)