Psych! In an attempt to normalize the idea of gay marriage to more people, Ellen and Portia have decided they won’t sell their wedding pics to anyone—but allow any outlet to run copies (meaning no one gets “exclusives”).

As Jossip says, “The more press with the photos, the more blanket the coverage.” Good thinking! But then Jossip said something about Ellen ditching Portia because she’s lookin’ “ropey.” Umm…what?