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Britney to gay it up for ‘Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!’

In an effort to get her life together even more, Brtiney Spears is taking the natural next step: she’s going to play a psycho killing lesbian stripper. Apparently, she’s Quentin Tarantino’s first pick to star as Varla for his remake of the 1965 film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! The role will have Brit killing a man with her bare hands—in trademark Tarantino fashion—and gettin’ down with ladies other than Madonna. It’s basically just like Crossroads. (Yeah, why is she Tarantino’s first pick? He must see something we don’t—perhaps is was the whole shaved head thing.)

Britney Spears, the method actor, frenching Madonna