The iTunes gods are hating on the l-word. And apparently the words “hot” and “sex” are being censored as well. Are they waging a war against lesbians? Because we all know the words “lesbian,” “hot,” and “sex” basically belong together.

“Naughty” is out too.

What in the hell am I going to name the hit song I’m writing now that “Naughty Lesbian” is out of the question? F**k this.