We know what you were thinking, lesbians. When Barack Obama was running for prez, you had more than politics on your minds: Yes, that man needs to be president and we need to see far more of his really hot wife.

Michelle Obama is obviously a total fox, and her amazing arms that keep popping up on magazine covers have us all wanting more. Some lame people (and lame newspapers) are criticizing the first lady for her fashion choices, but they just can’t handle a woman who can (and does) do (and wear) what she wants:

The Chicago Tribune reports that “sleevelessness is next to tawdriness in this setting, if you ask some citizens.” Tribune reader Janice Elges of Wheaton asked “Does the lady not understand that these Big Speech Events are serious and important? Not a cocktail party?”

Ms. Elges needs to get a life and stop being so jealous of the first lady’s hot arms.

Ok, enough out of me. Michelle speaks for herself:

Oh, and unofficial poll: If you were able to have your way with any first lady in history (living or dead) who would be taking you back to the White House? Michelle gets our vote, sorry Jackie.