It’s all about the make-up sex

Lindsay and Sam, we’re so on to you. You don’t fight because you’re not compatible and in love. You fight to avoid the dreaded LBD. Maybe getting along is overrated and we’re all doing it wrong. Not you.

We shouldn’t worry about the Heathrow Airport incident yesterday, when you were spotted not speaking or looking at each other. “Sam, who was lugging a giant Louis Vuitton bag, turned away from her lover to engross herself in her Blackberry.”

That’s right. Make her want you, Sam. Being totally available and having good communication is for suckers. That’s why god invented Blackberries, so we can avoid the one we’re with easier.

But we just KNOW you went straight to your hotel room to make up hardcore. Way to keep things interesting, ladies. We finally get it!