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Lindsay Lohan: Celesbian, Scientist

When Lindsay Lohan is not fighting in public with Sam, having makeup sex or hanging out at some club she is apparently perfecting self-tanner formulas.


“As much as I love the sun,” she told People, “it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved.”

Then she met spray tanner Lorit Simon:

“She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect,” Lohan said.

Actress, singer, legging designer, spray-tan perfect-er? She’s got it all!


The tanner, called Sevin Nyne, will be available through Sephora’s web store on April 15 for 35 bucks.

Fake baking has never been our thing, but if it helps Linds snag babes like Sam, maybe we should reconsider.