girlfriend is a homo

The new ad campaign for Lindsay’s latest 6126 Leggings...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:36:50 -0500

The new ad campaign for Lindsay’s latest 6126 Leggings line. Totally practical, right? Uhh…

"Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:32:06 -0500

“Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.”

- Kristen Stewart, speaking “hypothetically” about her love life. Apparently she’s sick of the rumors circulated by the tabloids. And by us. Whatever. We will be there for her when she comes out.

"He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:22:43 -0500

“He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world.”

- Lindsay Lohan, reportedly after kissing Gerard Butler in Morocco this weekend. Trying to make Sam jealous? Or back to men (Jennifer Aniston’s man at that) for good?

(Not to be jerks, but do you think Sam even cares at this point?)

"This isn’t a fling. We’re coming at this [relationship] from a genuine place and not going, ‘Let’s..."

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:33:12 -0400

“This isn’t a fling. We’re coming at this [relationship] from a genuine place and not going, ‘Let’s do a titillating story that will grab some promotion.’ This is a real aspect of teenager life that’s interesting… And there’s been a real void in the 90210 universe in terms of gay and bisexual characters.”

- 90210 exec producer Rebecca Sinclair on the upcoming homance between Rumer Willis + Jessica Lowndes’ characters. We’ll see!

Tegan + Sara, “The Ocean” Hey gays, only three days...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:10:00 -0400

Tegan + Sara, “The Ocean”

Hey gays, only three days until Sainthood comes out. Aren’t you psyched? You’ve probably heard the album streaming all over the place already, if you’re as into the Quin Twins as we are, but just in case you’re crazy, here’s a track we’re totes diggin’. Enjoy, homos!

xoxo

(via fuckyeahdykes) uhh, hi…. ?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:33:25 -0400

(via fuckyeahdykes)

uhh, hi…. ?

You guys, now's your chance to date Rosie!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:59:00 -0400

Good news friends: Rosie O’Donnell may be single and ready to mingle. Aren’t you psyched? No? Oh … we thought we knew you so well. Kidding. However, it is true that Rosie and longtime partner Kelli, with whom she has four kids with, are on the rocks after a bajillion years (in lesbo time) together. Crazy!

Rosie O told USA Today, “Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. … But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising [the kids] together. We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”

Uh, yeah, because kids love it when their parents are “friendly” with each other.

You gays, it’s Bad News Thursday, for real: First of all,...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:09:25 -0400

You gays, it’s Bad News Thursday, for real:

First of all, Mika Miko is breaking up. The super fun queer group that really knows how to use a telephone wants to focus on boring things like “school” and “jobs” and “relationships” instead of making us dance wildly. Rude! Anyway, they are apparently still friends (lesbians) and will probably embark on new projects in the not-so-distant future, so we will keep you posted.

In other bad news, a bunch of people totally messed up and thought yesterday was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. Her birthday is clearly July 2. If they read girlfriendisahomo, they would know that. How embarrassing!

"I start feeling panicky, like I’m going to be one of those weird freaky parents, you know, that are..."

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:25:53 -0400

“I start feeling panicky, like I’m going to be one of those weird freaky parents, you know, that are really old and can’t connect with their children. I don’t know if it’s the whole biological clock or that I’ve been in a relationship for a year and sometimes get drunk and say, “Let’s make a baby,” like a joke that lesbians make sometimes.”

- Tegan Quin, on babymakin’ and karaoke, in Time Out New York

JD Samson + Beth Ditto = Team Awesome, obviously

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 02:57:39 -0400

JD Samson + Beth Ditto = Team Awesome, obviously

Tonight, we dance.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:58:28 -0400

Tonight, we dance.

Oh, Hannah, you are a fox. (See you tomorrow at the Gossip/MEN...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:23:29 -0400

Oh, Hannah, you are a fox.

(See you tomorrow at the Gossip/MEN show in Chicago!)

via

"I haven’t noticed the lesbian attention as much, but I have to say that straight women have been..."

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:31:28 -0400

“I haven’t noticed the lesbian attention as much, but I have to say that straight women have been coming out of the woodwork.”

- Christina Hendricks gets more attention from gay men and straight women than from lesbians. We need to welcome her, for real.

Cynthia Nixon joins the National Equality March! Yeah! Thanks to...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:45:22 -0400

Cynthia Nixon joins the National Equality March! Yeah! Thanks to everyone out there today!

(Thanks, Tanene for the pic!)

Oh Serena, we know you could take the ball and shove it down our...

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:44:55 -0400

Oh Serena, we know you could take the ball and shove it down our fucking throats—and we think it’s totally hot.

Sweden Denies Existence Of All-Lesbian Town

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:51:00 -0400

Sweden Denies Existence Of All-Lesbian Town:

Too bad this isn’t for real. A bunch of Swedish lesbians “employed in the forestry industry, with many sporting a ‘thick waist belt full of woodworking equipment’”—hot!

PS- Doesn’t she totes look like Dana Fairbanks?

Tegan and Sara, “Hell” The first single from...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:28:00 -0400

Tegan and Sara, “Hell”

The first single from Sainthood. Are you ready?!

"I think I realized really early on that I am a role model and I have absolutely no problem being a..."

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:41:31 -0400

“I think I realized really early on that I am a role model and I have absolutely no problem being a role model. I live my life in a way that I feel completely comfortable with. I do not struggle with who I am, who I date, who I love, what I say or what I stand for, not just sexuality but everything.”

- Sara Quin in an interview with Spinner about Tegan and Sara’s upcoming sixth album, Sainthood (out Oct. 27).

It’s October! That means it’s time to get psyched on...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:45:43 -0400

It’s October! That means it’s time to get psyched on pumpkin beer, Halloween, uhh..Columbus Day and…the re-release of Lissy Trullie’s debut EP, Self-Taught Learner with added songs, including a cover of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend.” The album is due out the 20th. In the meantime, enjoy her video for “Boy Boy.”

"Everyone just thinks I’m a raging lesbian and I want to see everyone’s boobs. Sorry,..."

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:16:47 -0400

“Everyone just thinks I’m a raging lesbian and I want to see everyone’s boobs. Sorry, I’m not.”

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La Roux’s Elly Jackson, refuting lesbian rumors / breaking hearts.