girlfriend is a homo

Amanda Palmer = Total Badass
Media can’t deal without labels, ‘reports’ Linds isn’t totally gay
Numerous outlets are reporting the “breaking news” that Lindsay Lohan still digs men, despite being in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. Must have been a slow news day in RoHan-Land or these “media outlets” have just realized that Lindsay, could, in fact, be bi. New York Daily news even goes so far as to consult “experts” who say she may be “sexually confused.” Here’s a thought: maybe she doesn’t really give a shit about labels.

LL: Screw your labels! Us: Bring back the red!
In related news, Lohan’s dirtbag dad is apparently apologizing (to the public, for attention, we’re sure) for trash-talking his daugher’s boo.
I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Michael Lohan told New York magazine at a book party last week.
“I’m a Christian,” he added. “I should not pass judgment on anyone.”
Oliva Wilde’s character, Thirteen, will finally queer it up on House on Tuesday night. There have been numerous, vague remarks about her bisexuality, but no action yet—probably because it’s a show about sick people, which isn’t very sexy. But, if this promo is any indication, this will be way hotter than Alex and Marissa on “The O.C.”
Fake bisexual gets fake dumped by fellow fake bisexual
Too bad “A Shot at Love” is a “reality show.” These girls deserve an Emmy. Wonder what’ll happen next season! (Ugh!)
