Yes, we all know that watching Jillian on The Biggest Loser is a bit like watching a porno: There’s a lot of screaming, a healthy dose of domination, and an accompanying shameful desire to keep watching, even if you’re a little scared about what you’re going to see.

EW.com making a bit of a giant stretch, dontcha think? 
Thirteen is number one! KStew is two! Tegan is 17... Sara is 18 (but neither was 19. Sorry) See Jillian, coming out = good press! Calvin Klein, Obsession

AfterEllen’s 2010 Hot 100 is up today and surprisingly, Kristen Stewart is not number one. Though she’s gotten plenty of hype over the last year, House’s Olivia Wilde takes the lead. While last year’s No. 1, Portia de Rossi drops to the fifth spot, Jillian Michaels finally shows up, and though they appear back-to-back, people still prefer Tegan slightly more than Sara (though Sara is ahead in the Out Women List - go figure!).

OK, now back to work. Just kidding.