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I’d have to answer the Sunday Telegraph’s headline question of ‘Is Paris Hilton a lesbian?’ with a shrug. Maybe she is, or maybe she just likes attention and doesn’t particularly mind who is giving it, and how. Though I suspect The Gays would prefer it if they didn’t have to claim her as one of their own. Lindsay Lohan is one thing, Paris Hilton is an entirely different kettle of fish altogether.

Defamer Australia on recent rumors of P.Hil possibly doing it with her friend Cheyenne Tozzi.

Because Hallmark is lame

Check out this “Crass Valetine Assortment for Hipsters,” which are like the old-school Valentine’s we used to get in school (before teachers took all the fun out of celebrating things with parties and candy), but with updated themes we can all identify with. Like “Let’s Get Another Cat, Valetine,” “Don’t Be Such a Creep, Valentine,” and, of course, a U-haul/lesbian joke:

Media can’t deal without labels, ‘reports’ Linds isn’t totally gay

Numerous outlets are reporting the “breaking news” that Lindsay Lohan still digs men, despite being in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. Must have been a slow news day in RoHan-Land or these “media outlets” have just realized that Lindsay, could, in fact, be bi. New York Daily news even goes so far as to consult “experts” who say she may be “sexually confused.” Here’s a thought: maybe she doesn’t really give a shit about labels.

LL: Screw your labels! Us: Bring back the red!

In related news, Lohan’s dirtbag dad is apparently apologizing (to the public, for attention, we’re sure) for trash-talking his daugher’s boo.

I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Michael Lohan told New York magazine at a book party last week.

“I’m a Christian,” he added. “I should not pass judgment on anyone.”