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Lindsay on Ellen this week. Just because you should watch it as much as possible, on as many sites as possible. But mostly here.
Ellen gives great advice, doesn’t she?
Lindsay’s eHarmony spoof. What a catch, right?
Lindsay and Sam break up, for real this time
We all heard about Lindsay being locked out of the Ronson family’s Friday night party, and the Twitter war between the two in which Lindsay accused Sam of cheating and doing drugs, and Sam sent Linds a picture of a cocaine cake—but with the couple’s long, sordid history and nearly constant breakup rumors, we didn’t believe it.
Until now.
In an interview with E! News, Lohan confirmed it:
“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”
A brief break or a break up for real? I don’t know about you, ladies, but “breaks” have never ended well for us, and Ronson seems quite happy about the split.
“aura in pleasanton is very pleasant,” she wrote Sunday on her Myspace page. Her mood? Happy.
I’m not gonna lie: I’m a little bummed about this. Is that lame? Is Sam better off without the drama?
Lindsay does Nylon, take two. (First was May ‘07)
Lindsay Lohan: Celesbian, Scientist
When Lindsay Lohan is not fighting in public with Sam, having makeup sex or hanging out at some club she is apparently perfecting self-tanner formulas.
“As much as I love the sun,” she told People, “it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved.”
Then she met spray tanner Lorit Simon:
“She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect,” Lohan said.
Actress, singer, legging designer, spray-tan perfect-er? She’s got it all!
The tanner, called Sevin Nyne, will be available through Sephora’s web store on April 15 for 35 bucks.
Fake baking has never been our thing, but if it helps Linds snag babes like Sam, maybe we should reconsider.
It’s all about the make-up sex
Lindsay and Sam, we’re so on to you. You don’t fight because you’re not compatible and in love. You fight to avoid the dreaded LBD. Maybe getting along is overrated and we’re all doing it wrong. Not you.
We shouldn’t worry about the Heathrow Airport incident yesterday, when you were spotted not speaking or looking at each other. “Sam, who was lugging a giant Louis Vuitton bag, turned away from her lover to engross herself in her Blackberry.”
That’s right. Make her want you, Sam. Being totally available and having good communication is for suckers. That’s why god invented Blackberries, so we can avoid the one we’re with easier.
But we just KNOW you went straight to your hotel room to make up hardcore. Way to keep things interesting, ladies. We finally get it!
WTF of the Week: Lindsay Lohan could star in new Warren Beatty film, if she lives with him
“The Hollywood powerhouse is looking to return to filmmaking with Lohan at his side, if she’s willing to move in with him (or into one of his guest houses) during shooting.” Weeeeird.
Linds + Sam break hearts on V-Day
The couple cancelled their Florida club party yesterday because they were both “bedridden” in NYC. Right. Convenient that they were be so “sick” and not able to leave their bed on Valentine’s Day. But they were fine Friday night, when they were out late for Charlotte Ronson’s fashion show afterparty.
We are really concerned. Get well soon, girls.
Lindsay + Sam hosting V-Day party in Hollywood … Florida
The couple is hosting a party at Passion Nightclub on Valentine’s Day. Florida is totally random, but it’s kinda cute (in that sickening sorta way) that they’re hosting it together.
Lindsay Lohan: The new Snow White?
Lindsay Lohan is pretty hot, but is she the fairest of them all?
The gossip blogs are reporting that Lohan, along with Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox, is hoping to play a modern-day Snow White in the movie adaptation of The Stepsister Scheme, a new novel by fantasy writer Jim Hines.
The book has been described by Hines as “a cross between a fairytale and Charlie’s Angels” that tells the story of a Snow-White-type princess and her stepsisters as they have all sorts of adventures. Hmm.
We think Lohan can pull it off.
If only Sam could play the prince…
“I’d have to answer the Sunday Telegraph’s headline question of ‘Is Paris Hilton a lesbian?’ with a shrug. Maybe she is, or maybe she just likes attention and doesn’t particularly mind who is giving it, and how. Though I suspect The Gays would prefer it if they didn’t have to claim her as one of their own. Lindsay Lohan is one thing, Paris Hilton is an entirely different kettle of fish altogether.”
Samantha Ronson: famous skateboarder
Sam gets hounded by annoying paps who ask dumb questions, like if she still loves Lindsay. “Of course. That’s a stupid question,” she says, walking into a parking garage (how exciting!).
