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The couple is hosting a party at Passion Nightclub on Valentine’s Day. Florida is totally random, but it’s kinda cute (in that sickening sorta way) that they’re hosting it together.
Lindsay Lohan is pretty hot, but is she the fairest of them all?
The gossip blogs are reporting that Lohan, along with Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox, is hoping to play a modern-day Snow White in the movie adaptation of The Stepsister Scheme, a new novel by fantasy writer Jim Hines.
The book has been described by Hines as “a cross between a fairytale and Charlie’s Angels” that tells the story of a Snow-White-type princess and her stepsisters as they have all sorts of adventures. Hmm.
We think Lohan can pull it off.
If only Sam could play the prince…
Serious. Finally, a hot, young celesbian (or whateves, Linds) couple. They look good together and seem to be totally inseparable. Just like us! Now, if only the damn tabloids will stop reporting their every move and generating tired break-up rumors. Didn’t they listen to Linds before? She’s tired of rumors startin’! Oh man, I so hope to hear “Bossy” tonight while poppin’ bottles. Happy New Year, friends!
Numerous outlets are reporting the “breaking news” that Lindsay Lohan still digs men, despite being in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. Must have been a slow news day in RoHan-Land or these “media outlets” have just realized that Lindsay, could, in fact, be bi. New York Daily news even goes so far as to consult “experts” who say she may be “sexually confused.” Here’s a thought: maybe she doesn’t really give a shit about labels.
LL: Screw your labels! Us: Bring back the red!
In related news, Lohan’s dirtbag dad is apparently apologizing (to the public, for attention, we’re sure) for trash-talking his daugher’s boo.
I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Michael Lohan told New York magazine at a book party last week.
“I’m a Christian,” he added. “I should not pass judgment on anyone.”
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On a petty and much less important note, a nosy train rider noticed Linsday Lohan and Samantha Ronson arguing during a Thursday train ride to Washington D.C.
The New York Post (which continues to refer to Lohan as Ronson’s “gal pal” despite our hate mail) reports that the couple was quietly arguing for the duration of the trip.
“Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson, “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.”
Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!”
A couple quietly arguing!? Heresy!
The tiff has sparked rumors that the couple’s relationship is “on the rocks,” but a Lohan rep told The Daily Mail last week that they were fine.
If complaining while traveling meant breaking up, a road rager like myself would certainly stay out of the car with my girlfriend.
While the media’s attention to the argument was not surprising, LiLo’s Myspace blog the night after the alleged train incident was much more noteworthy.
Lohan blogged about feeling like an “outsider” while Sam was spinning in D.C., writing that she felt as if she were “in a cage at the Bronx Zoo” and pondered what costumes Sarah Palin would wear if she were president.
What?! Maybe she was just tired…
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