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Lindsay’s out of jail and on to rehab, where she will hopefully start to get her shit together. Wonder if she can Tweet from there? Hmm..

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Posted 2 months ago
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We hope Lindsay Lohan spends her time in jail letting go of drugs/booze for real and hooking up with hot inmates Helena Peabody style.

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Posted 4 months ago
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Lindsay Lohan releases new song because other people who aren’t her keep doing it. Or something.

LL said on Twitter that she put this “video” up because people keep leaking her super secret tracks from the album she’s been working on for 500 years. Sounds like it could be about her ‘ship with SamRo, but she tries to fool us with “can’t stop thinkin’ about him.” Uhhh….

Oh, plus we can’t dance to this. Bummer!

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Posted 4 months ago
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While we thought from reading Linsday’s tweet that SamRo spitting in her face last night was a total joke (we like to think of ourselves as experts in decoding LiLo/SamRo Twitteractions), the “news” is all over the place. Ridiculous, yes. But the prize for most amazing Photoshop re-enactment photo totally goes to 3am gossip blog for this beauty! We’re about to get it poster-sized to hang in our lesbian frat house. Yessss!!

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Posted 6 months ago
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I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. … If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. … We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.

Lindsay Lohan tells The Sun it’s Sam or ~~bust~~ boys. Ughhh….

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Posted 6 months ago
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The 12-Step Program for a Lindsay Lohan Comeback

PopEater.com put together a pretty decent plan for Lindsay, including such brilliant tips as:

Dye your hair back to red. Don’t change the color any more. Ever.

Call Tina Fey.

Stop tweeting about Samantha Ronson.

They also say suggest she ditch the leggings, but I’m OK with them (just not all the time). The red hair has really been missed, though.

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Posted 7 months ago
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Lindsay + Sam: not together but still totally dysfunctional

Apparently Lindsay showed up to a club Sam was DJing at and “threw a drink in her face.” Then Sam called Linsday “a disgrace.” Lindsay grinds on some other girl to make Sam jealous, Sam goes to another bar and steals audio cables when they ask her to stop playing her crappy mix tape. These two are clearly made for each other.

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Posted 8 months ago
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Girlfriend Is A Homo: Following Lindsay Lohan on Twitter so you don’t have to.

(okay, her bod is looking pretty hot but we are still not so sure about the lace jumpsuit…)

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Posted 10 months ago
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The new ad campaign for Lindsay’s latest 6126 Leggings line. Totally practical, right? Uhh…

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Posted 10 months ago
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He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world.

Lindsay Lohan, reportedly after kissing Gerard Butler in Morocco this weekend. Trying to make Sam jealous? Or back to men (Jennifer Aniston’s man at that) for good?

(Not to be jerks, but do you think Sam even cares at this point?)

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Posted 10 months ago
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You gays, it’s Bad News Thursday, for real:

First of all, Mika Miko is breaking up. The super fun queer group that really knows how to use a telephone wants to focus on boring things like “school” and “jobs” and “relationships” instead of making us dance wildly. Rude! Anyway, they are apparently still friends (lesbians) and will probably embark on new projects in the not-so-distant future, so we will keep you posted.

In other bad news, a bunch of people totally messed up and thought yesterday was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. Her birthday is clearly July 2. If they read girlfriendisahomo, they would know that. How embarrassing!