Lindsay Lohan releases new song because other people who aren’t her keep doing it. Or something.

LL said on Twitter that she put this “video” up because people keep leaking her super secret tracks from the album she’s been working on for 500 years. Sounds like it could be about her ‘ship with SamRo, but she tries to fool us with “can’t stop thinkin’ about him.” Uhhh…. 

Oh, plus we can’t dance to this. Bummer! 

While we thought from reading Linsday’s tweet that SamRo spitting in her face last night was a total joke (we like to think of ourselves as experts in decoding LiLo/SamRo Twitteractions), the “news” is all over the place. Ridiculous, yes. But the prize for most amazing Photoshop re-enactment photo totally goes to 3am gossip blog for this beauty! We’re about to get it poster-sized to hang in our lesbian frat house. Yessss!!

While we thought from reading Linsday’s tweet that SamRo spitting in her face last night was a total joke (we like to think of ourselves as experts in decoding LiLo/SamRo Twitteractions), the “news” is all over the place. Ridiculous, yes. But the prize for most amazing Photoshop re-enactment photo totally goes to 3am gossip blog for this beauty! We’re about to get it poster-sized to hang in our lesbian frat house. Yessss!!

I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. … If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. … We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.

Lindsay Lohan tells The Sun it’s Sam or bust boys. Ughhh….