girlfriend is a homo

Media can’t deal without labels, ‘reports’ Linds isn’t totally gay

Numerous outlets are reporting the “breaking news” that Lindsay Lohan still digs men, despite being in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. Must have been a slow news day in RoHan-Land or these “media outlets” have just realized that Lindsay, could, in fact, be bi. New York Daily news even goes so far as to consult “experts” who say she may be “sexually confused.” Here’s a thought: maybe she doesn’t really give a shit about labels.

LL: Screw your labels! Us: Bring back the red!

In related news, Lohan’s dirtbag dad is apparently apologizing (to the public, for attention, we’re sure) for trash-talking his daugher’s boo.

I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Michael Lohan told New York magazine at a book party last week.

“I’m a Christian,” he added. “I should not pass judgment on anyone.”

They’re tired of rumors startin’

Father DB of the year Michael Lohan has been dissing Lindsay’s boo, Samantha Ronson, claiming to be furious over rumors of her book deal (rumors he probably made up himself). New York Magazine has funny take on the situation, but it’s best to get the truth straight from the sources. In a MySpace blog aptly titled “SHUT THE F*** UP,” Ronson say:

“I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?”

Linds took to her blog to address the sitch, as well. And now seems like a great time for this: