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Rachel Maddow gives the Oval Office oil spill speech she wishes President Obama would have given.

So spot on. Rachel, you’ve got our vote.

Rachel Maddow was Smith College’s commencement speaker. Several thoughts: 

1. Totally gay graduation. Amazing.

2. We may or may not have just watched a nearly 20-minute commencement speech VOLUNTARILY.

3. Only Rachel can work Rod Blagojevich, the Prohibition and brilliant, inspirational quotes into a graduation speech: “Glory has a way of sneaking up on fame and stealing its lunch money later anyway. Life may very well be long; keep your eyes on the horizon and live a life you’ll be proud of.”

Our girlfriend @maddow was on Jimmy Fallon last night, guys. Did you see? How adorbs.

The Mayor of Crazytown Lou Dobbs talks shit about Rachel Maddow, leaving her as perplexed as the rest of us:

“…In the meantime we are all left to sort out the deeply confusing nature of what it means to be called a ‘Teabagging Queen’ by Lou Dobbs. A teabagging queen? What kind of queen can that be exactly? And can a female person be that kind of queen?”

While we hope Maddow continues to mock the racist, off-his-rocker Dobbs, we do think CNN should know better. If you want to tell them what you think of Mr. Dobbs spewing his right wing conspiracy theories that even BILL O’REILLY has shot down, you can let them know about it here.

We here at girlfriendisahomo love both Rachel Maddow and Chicago. After the election, it seemed Chicago, known for its years of “windy” machine politics, was looking a lot better. Then there was that whole governor being arrested thing this week (not that it’s new to Illinois). It’s not surprising that Rachel Maddow’s interpretation of the Blago wiretap tapes are much better than reading the 76-page FBI affidavit, although if she does Wiretap Theater Part II, I think my dad’s accent would be better.

In the words of Blago, Rachel: You’re f*cking golden.