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Lindsay and Sam break up, for real this time

We all heard about Lindsay being locked out of the Ronson family’s Friday night party, and the Twitter war between the two in which Lindsay accused Sam of cheating and doing drugs, and Sam sent Linds a picture of a cocaine cake—but with the couple’s long, sordid history and nearly constant breakup rumors, we didn’t believe it.

Until now.

In an interview with E! News, Lohan confirmed it:

“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

A brief break or a break up for real? I don’t know about you, ladies, but “breaks” have never ended well for us, and Ronson seems quite happy about the split.

“aura in pleasanton is very pleasant,” she wrote Sunday on her Myspace page. Her mood? Happy.

I’m not gonna lie: I’m a little bummed about this. Is that lame? Is Sam better off without the drama?

Loved in 2k8: Lindsay and Sam

Serious. Finally, a hot, young celesbian (or whateves, Linds) couple. They look good together and seem to be totally inseparable. Just like us! Now, if only the damn tabloids will stop reporting their every move and generating tired break-up rumors. Didn’t they listen to Linds before? She’s tired of rumors startin’! Oh man, I so hope to hear “Bossy” tonight while poppin’ bottles. Happy New Year, friends!