She would have fluorescent hair, or when every one else was doing that 7th grade, flip-your-hair-to-the-side thing, Sam had it longer in the front, shaved in the back, hot pink, bleached.

Charlotte Ronson on her twin in the February issue of Nylon.

Loved in 2k8: Lindsay and Sam

Serious. Finally, a hot, young celesbian (or whateves, Linds) couple. They look good together and seem to be totally inseparable. Just like us! Now, if only the damn tabloids will stop reporting their every move and generating tired break-up rumors. Didn’t they listen to Linds before? She’s tired of rumors startin’! Oh man, I so hope to hear “Bossy” tonight while poppin’ bottles. Happy New Year, friends!

They’re tired of rumors startin’

Father DB of the year Michael Lohan has been dissing Lindsay’s boo, Samantha Ronson, claiming to be furious over rumors of her book deal (rumors he probably made up himself). New York Magazine has funny take on the situation, but it’s best to get the truth straight from the sources. In a MySpace blog aptly titled “SHUT THE F*** UP,” Ronson say:

“I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?”

Linds took to her blog to address the sitch, as well. And now seems like a great time for this: