Posts tagged samantha ronson

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The fact that Perez Hilton calls me ‘Saman’ — it’s the most homophobic thing ever. The perpetuation of [the idea that I’m] the man in the relationship! OK, yeah, my hair is short and I’m a DJ. But I’m a girl, I’m not a dude. I’m pretty feminine at the end of the day.
Suddenly bisexual Samantha Ronson. While we wouldn’t exactly call her feminine, we totally agree it’s shit of Perez so use terms like that. He’s supposed to be on our side, right? 

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While we thought from reading Linsday’s tweet that SamRo spitting in her face last night was a total joke (we like to think of ourselves as experts in decoding LiLo/SamRo Twitteractions), the “news” is all over the place. Ridiculous, yes. But the prize for most amazing Photoshop re-enactment photo totally goes to 3am gossip blog for this beauty! We’re about to get it poster-sized to hang in our lesbian frat house. Yessss!! Zoom

While we thought from reading Linsday’s tweet that SamRo spitting in her face last night was a total joke (we like to think of ourselves as experts in decoding LiLo/SamRo Twitteractions), the “news” is all over the place. Ridiculous, yes. But the prize for most amazing Photoshop re-enactment photo totally goes to 3am gossip blog for this beauty! We’re about to get it poster-sized to hang in our lesbian frat house. Yessss!!

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I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. … If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. … We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.
Lindsay Lohan tells The Sun it’s Sam or bust boys. Ughhh….

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Lindsay + Sam: not together but still totally dysfunctional

Apparently Lindsay showed up to a club Sam was DJing at and “threw a drink in her face.” Then Sam called Linsday “a disgrace.” Lindsay grinds on some other girl to make Sam jealous, Sam goes to another bar and steals audio cables when they ask her to stop playing her crappy mix tape. These two are clearly made for each other.

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Trouble in paradise? Any Lohan tweet translators out there? Zoom

Trouble in paradise? Any Lohan tweet translators out there?

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Sam Ronson hanging out with one of her BFFs, The Sopranos’s Drea De Matteo (who looks vaguely just like Lindsay when she was blonde, although we doubt Linds would clip her phone to her pants leggings.)
This night/morning apparently ended with a typical LiLo/SamRo fight, in which Lindsay’s clothes ended up thrown out into the streets. See, everything’s back to normal.

Sam Ronson hanging out with one of her BFFs, The Sopranos’s Drea De Matteo (who looks vaguely just like Lindsay when she was blonde, although we doubt Linds would clip her phone to her pants leggings.)

This night/morning apparently ended with a typical LiLo/SamRo fight, in which Lindsay’s clothes ended up thrown out into the streets. See, everything’s back to normal.

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Sam (rocking a Michael Jackson shirt) and Lindsay, together in LA Thursday night.
Hmmm…

Sam (rocking a Michael Jackson shirt) and Lindsay, together in LA Thursday night.

Hmmm…

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Lindsay + Sam: together again, for real this time..maybe?

So psyched to be back together.

OK, so Lindsay had us convinced once before that she and SamRo were back on, and we won’t be fooled twice. But, we’re just so psyched, we’re gonna go ahead and believe her this time.

If her tweet yesterday is any indication, it seems as though it could possibly, maybe, really be true this time. She said: “Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!” Sure, she could be talking about her favorite handbag or pair of leggings, but you know, Sam was in London, too.

Linds also added, via Twitter: “Great news to share!! Maybe …. ;)”

Note the emoticon. Must be something good, right? According to People, a source claims Linds has been telling friends the couple has been back on for weeks.

“They haven’t started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned,” says the source. “Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work.”

So… either it’s true. Or Lindsay is just a little bossy crazy. Thoughts?

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Lindsay and Sam: game on!

Facebook statuses have been changed. Sam’s: married. L.L.’s: it’s complicated.

Surprised? We’re not. Excited? YESSS!

Let’s see if it’ll last. *crossing fingers*

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Suburban mom answers correctly about Samantha Ronson’s “hipster job” on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Hilarious.

Suburban mom answers correctly about Samantha Ronson’s “hipster job” on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Hilarious.

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It’s all about the make-up sex

Lindsay and Sam, we’re so on to you. You don’t fight because you’re not compatible and in love. You fight to avoid the dreaded LBD. Maybe getting along is overrated and we’re all doing it wrong. Not you.

We shouldn’t worry about the Heathrow Airport incident yesterday, when you were spotted not speaking or looking at each other. “Sam, who was lugging a giant Louis Vuitton bag, turned away from her lover to engross herself in her Blackberry.”

That’s right. Make her want you, Sam. Being totally available and having good communication is for suckers. That’s why god invented Blackberries, so we can avoid the one we’re with easier.

But we just KNOW you went straight to your hotel room to make up hardcore. Way to keep things interesting, ladies. We finally get it!

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Lindsay + Sam hosting V-Day party in Hollywood … Florida

The couple is hosting a party at Passion Nightclub on Valentine’s Day. Florida is totally random, but it’s kinda cute (in that sickening sorta way) that they’re hosting it together.

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She took swigs straight of out of a bottle of Canadian Club whiskey.
Some E! online writer lurking Samantha Ronson at Maxim magazine’s pre-Super Bowl party Friday night. Who could blame her?

There’s nothing hotter than a whiskey-drinking lady…

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Lindsay & Sam: Together In Leather
Hot jackets (and ladies)!

Lindsay & Sam: Together In Leather

Hot jackets (and ladies)!