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Xstina + SamRo?
We’ll believe it when we see it (hellooooo paparazzi, do your jobs!).
Jezebel is “reporting” that since Christina and hubby Jordan Bratman had an “understanding” that allowed her to sleep with women. More like, he understood he wasn’t good enough for her and should let her do pretty much whatever she wants.
Now that they’ve split, rumors abound that she has taken her friendship with everyone’sfavorite “lesbian DJ” Samantha Ronson ”to the next level.”
But why wasn’t Jezebel speculative about Christina’s Le Tigre-produced track, “My Girls”? Xstina, JD Samson + her boo Sia and Peaches on one song? Duh, girlfriend’s a homo!
“The fact that Perez Hilton calls me ‘Saman’ — it’s the most homophobic thing ever. The perpetuation of [the idea that I’m] the man in the relationship! OK, yeah, my hair is short and I’m a DJ. But I’m a girl, I’m not a dude. I’m pretty feminine at the end of the day.”
While we thought from reading Linsday’s tweet that SamRo spitting in her face last night was a total joke (we like to think of ourselves as experts in decoding LiLo/SamRo Twitteractions), the “news” is all over the place. Ridiculous, yes. But the prize for most amazing Photoshop re-enactment photo totally goes to 3am gossip blog for this beauty! We’re about to get it poster-sized to hang in our lesbian frat house. Yessss!!
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. … If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. … We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”
Apparently Lindsay showed up to a club Sam was DJing at and “threw a drink in her face.” Then Sam called Linsday “a disgrace.” Lindsay grinds on some other girl to make Sam jealous, Sam goes to another bar and steals audio cables when they ask her to stop playing her crappy mix tape. These two are clearly made for each other.
Sam Ronson hanging out with one of her BFFs, The Sopranos’s Drea De Matteo (who looks vaguely just like Lindsay when she was blonde, although we doubt Linds would clip her phone to her pants leggings.)
This night/morning apparently ended with a typical LiLo/SamRo fight, in which Lindsay’s clothes ended up thrown out into the streets. See, everything’s back to normal.
Sam (rocking a Michael Jackson shirt) and Lindsay, together in LA Thursday night.
Hmmm…
Lindsay + Sam: together again, for real this time..maybe?
So psyched to be back together.
OK, so Lindsay had us convinced once before that she and SamRo were back on, and we won’t be fooled twice. But, we’re just so psyched, we’re gonna go ahead and believe her this time.
If her tweet yesterday is any indication, it seems as though it could possibly, maybe, really be true this time. She said: “Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!” Sure, she could be talking about her favorite handbag or pair of leggings, but you know, Sam was in London, too.
Linds also added, via Twitter: “Great news to share!! Maybe …. ;)”
Note the emoticon. Must be something good, right? According to People, a source claims Linds has been telling friends the couple has been back on for weeks.
“They haven’t started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned,” says the source. “Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work.”
So… either it’s true. Or Lindsay is just a little bossy crazy. Thoughts?
Facebook statuses have been changed. Sam’s: married. L.L.’s: it’s complicated.
Surprised? We’re not. Excited? YESSS!
Let’s see if it’ll last. *crossing fingers*
Suburban mom answers correctly about Samantha Ronson’s “hipster job” on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Hilarious.
It’s all about the make-up sex
Lindsay and Sam, we’re so on to you. You don’t fight because you’re not compatible and in love. You fight to avoid the dreaded LBD. Maybe getting along is overrated and we’re all doing it wrong. Not you.
We shouldn’t worry about the Heathrow Airport incident yesterday, when you were spotted not speaking or looking at each other. “Sam, who was lugging a giant Louis Vuitton bag, turned away from her lover to engross herself in her Blackberry.”
That’s right. Make her want you, Sam. Being totally available and having good communication is for suckers. That’s why god invented Blackberries, so we can avoid the one we’re with easier.
But we just KNOW you went straight to your hotel room to make up hardcore. Way to keep things interesting, ladies. We finally get it!
Lindsay + Sam hosting V-Day party in Hollywood … Florida
The couple is hosting a party at Passion Nightclub on Valentine’s Day. Florida is totally random, but it’s kinda cute (in that sickening sorta way) that they’re hosting it together.
